Those Amy Winehouse Stories In Triplicate

“THEY tried to make me go to kebab,” says the Mirror by a picture of Amy Winehouse.

News is that Amy Winehouse has bought kebab, not as a pet but as food…to very possibly eat.

Other Mirror scoops in the pipeline include:

They tried to make me go to science lab – Winehouse uses a Bunsen burner to cook up come drugs, allegedly

They tried to make me go to McNab – Andy McNab says how the SAS would not stand for Amy’s behaviour

They tried to make be take a rock crab – Amy goes to STD clinic

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