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The Amy Winehouse Early Warning System

by | 30th, May 2008

amy-winehouse-warning.jpgA MURDER and now a fire – Amy Winehouse’s name just keeps on popping up.

The Camden New Journal says that The Hawley Arms pub “left devastated in the blaze that swept through part of Camden market” is to reopen.

The pub is “known for its celebrity clientele, who include singer Amy Winehouse”.

And then there are the rumours of murder and mutilation, inhaling mice, drugs and violence.

Amy Winehouse and the threat of Amy Winehouse cannot be understated.

Place this sign in your airplane, car and mini cab, lest people become exposed to this clear and present danger…

Posted: 30th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink