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The Perfect Voice And The Perfect Orgasm

by | 30th, May 2008

voice.jpgANDREW Linn, of Sheffield University repute, and sound engineer Shannon Harris have worked out the formula for the perfect voice.

The ideal voice should speak no more than 164 words per minute and pause for 0.48 seconds between sentences. Sentences themselves should fall rather than rise in intonation.

The BBC says it found the best female voice to be a mixture of Mariella Frostrup, Dame Judi Dench and Honor Blackman. Alan Rickman and Jeremy Irons did best for the men. The fact is all over the news.

In other science news, researchers at the Anorak School Of Sciences has found what makes the PERFECT ORGASM:

BOFFINS at the University of Wisconsin have come up with a sexy new formula – for the perfect orgasm. The equation reads: X = (D+KY)^2/sin(PG-1) (where X = ecstasy, P = penetration, G = G spot, D = Dale Winton, K = Kleenex and Y = yoghurt)

More science later…

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