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What Kind Of Adulterer Are You? Smell Yo D*ick

by | 9th, June 2008

“WHAT kind of adulterer are you?” asks the Independent.

Readers may blush that the newspaper should consider each of them a love cheat. But Independent is as independent does.

The headline is based on the work of American therapist Mira Kirshenbaum, clinical director of the Chestnut Hill Institute, in Boston, Massachusetts. She claims affairs can be good.

The Times is also thinking of affairs, and from a pew tells readers in an article on how Big Brother is like modern day Christianity:

Then a young woman stood up and declared loudly: “I have committed adultery.” The rest of us were still recovering from the shock when she pointed dramatically across the church and announced: “With that man over there.” She was indicating a young father with a baby on his knee, who was turning a slow purple. Then she added, “In thought,” and sat down again. It struck me later that this might have been an unusually ingenious sort of come-on.

Of course there is way to check if your man is having an affair. Take it away – and, no, this is not safe for work)…

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