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Cherly Cole’s Lunger

by | 8th, July 2008

IN “CHERYL STALKER TERROR,” the Star says a man has grabbed Cheryl Cole and held her in a “terrifying bear hug”.

Who would not be terrified to be hugged in public, it being the anathema of things British, at least those halycon days of pre-Diana Britain?

But does this make the “crazed fan” a stalker?

To our mind a stalker is someone who walks with long stiff strides in the pursuit of fair game and meat. And looking at Cole, we find little by way of sustenance and note that the man moved with a “lunge”…

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