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At Home With The Jolie-Pitts And Hello!

by | 5th, August 2008

EAT your heart out Mary and go fish Katie Holmes – when Angelina gives birth, she gives birth to not one but two Messiahs. Says Angelina: “I was at peace.”

Says Brad: “I find the process absolutely heroic.”

Today, Angelina and her carpenter lover Brad, introduce their children, Vivienne and (Fort) Knox.

Disappointingly, the children keep their eyes shut throughout the photoshoot, preferring to communicate with one another by telepathic means, and to save us their death ray stares for when the powers have swelled.

For now things are “normal and unaffected”. In their humble mansion in France, with “several nannies” on call, and time for mum and dad’s afternoon naps, “hands on” Brad and Ange find time to speak to Hello!…

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