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Wishing Death On Keira Knighley

by | 6th, August 2008

JILTED ‘Gordon Is A Moron’ John has written an ode to Keira Knightley. The Sun’s Gordon Smart (indeed) calls it “brilliant”.

“Keira, Keira, eat your dinner
Keira, Keira, you can’t get much thinner
Go to a restaurant with Michael Winner
Keira, Keira, eat your dinner…

Dinner with Winner:

His legs turned black, his blood pressure plummeted and his organs shut down – all because he ate some dodgy oysters. Michael Winner tells Julia Stuart how he came back from the brink…

Table for two, Keira..?

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