Anorak News | Man Freed From Sex With Metal Park Bench

Man Freed From Sex With Metal Park Bench

by | 9th, August 2008

AS a headline it makes us stop and stand to attention:

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench.”

To Hong Kong, and a call to police that man is in difficulties.

Xing, 41, is in LanTian park. It is night time.

Reports diecrine Mr Xing as “lonely and disturbed”. But had only he been disturbed he may have been to wary to lodge his member in a steel sit-up bench.

The bench, as we are informed, features “numerous small holes”. In Xing went. But out he did not emerge.

He calls the police. If anyone can cool his ardour and enable him to come lose, it is they.

Police arrive. Then doctors arrive. The next part we given you as reported:

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

Four hours later, Xing is free…



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