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Suri Versus Shiloh: Let’s Get Ready To Mumble

by | 16th, August 2008

SURI Crusie (get back!) is going head-to-head in a match up with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (may her name ber forever golden). Star magazine has the battle (American ) royale: 

Suri Cruise:

Special skills: They say she has telekinetic powers, can bend a weaning-spoon has fluent German and can sing hymns backwards

Intelligence: Out of this world

Strength: Resistence is futile

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Special skills: Blonde to very blonde

Intelligence: Probable

Strength: Pout

There can be only one…



Posted: 16th, August 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink