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How To break The Law

by | 21st, August 2008

HOW to break the law: a guide…

Boppre broke all the rules of house arrest when he went for a late-night drive in his pickup truck last month.

He did not observe his curfew.

He did not remain sober.

He did not keep the peace.

And as he crashed into a

Kitchener car lot — driving naked while speeding, drunk, high on crack cocaine and next to a naked prostitute — he was not being of good behaviour.

“This is one of the most flamboyant, flaming relapses I’ve ever seen,” defence lawyer Brennan Smart said. “It’s almost the stuff of comedy writers.”

Almost. It just needs a fat guy in a tuxedo…

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