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Sarah Palin Pregnant: Picture

by | 1st, September 2008

SARAH Palin is the victim of a crass rumour about her son/daughter Trig.

Extensive research reveals that Trig is the name of Palin’s human child and not any part of her anatomy, her daughter Bristol’s child nor the pet miniature horse she keeps in her office and feeds on human placentas.

The Gawker blog uses a Palin quote to prove something or other:

“I like running the hills, it kills me. That’s why I like it; I mean it thrashes your guts and your lungs and your thighs.”

With a “HMMM”, Gawker says this is Palin talking in her sixth month of pregnancy.

Anorak says this is no more than Sarah Palin proving to America that she is as American as HRT, jogging and paranoia about being fat and unable to jog being their gift to the world.

Why is this news?

Well, Trig has Down’s Syndrome. Palin is a member of something called “pro-life”, a right wing group that is so pro human life it will blow seven shades of moose stuffing out of anyone who approves of abortion.

Trig was not aborted. So Trig is a story.

Anorak wonders how such hysteria can be whipped up so easily, and how it can cast a shadow over the real sensation that Trig has a triangular-shaped head and a mole that looks like Tom Crusie on his third eyelid.

And how will Bible Belt Christians react to news that Palin’s son is disabled? As former England football manager Glenn Hoddle put it:

“You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and half-decent brains. Some people have not been born like that for a reason. The karma is working from another lifetime. I have nothing to hide about that. It is not only people with disabilities. What you sow, you have to reap.”

Trig Palin is black, so they say…

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