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The Mirror And The Cocaine Caper: Moyes Attending

by | 5th, September 2008

IF you have a celebrity cocaine story, call the Daily’s Mirror’s news desk and Stephen Moyes will respond in faster than a speeding popstar.

There’s the phone now. The man on the blower says he’s got a scoop on a celeb smoking crack cocaine.

Moyes – Cocaine Kate, Craig Charles Charlie and more – and photographer Harry Page nip over to the caller’s place for the meet, our sources say.

A knock on the door. Inside. And our man in the know pulls out a huge sword. He demand their laptops, camera and cash. Moyes and Page comply.

The man is soon arrested.

And tabloid hacks who do their business in crowded eateries laugh heartily…

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