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Gordon Brown Gives An Eye For his Country

by | 8th, September 2008

WHY should we back Gordon Brown?

Because he lost an eye when he was younger and a baby when he was older.

He was also frustrated in his career by a man who reneged on a deal for a job and has holidayed in Suffolk.

Says the Sun: “Bloodied Gordon Brown will today pledge to save his Premiership with the same spirit that helped him cope with his daughter’s death and losing an eye”.

Can’t pay your mortgage? Gordon lost a child!

Prescription glasses too expensive? Gordon has on eye!

Shot to pieces in Iraq? Gordon Brown is “Bloodied”.

We could go on. But to do so would only emphasise what a selfish sod you are and how much more than you Gordon Brown has suffered….

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