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Prince Harry Takes On Cisco Alder At Drinking: Journalists Shocked

by | 9th, September 2008

THE Mirror says that Prince Harry Baseball Cap has spent £5,000 on a two-hour drinking binge.

To Boujis club, London, where Harry and pals are going drink-for-drink with one Cisco Alder, a US “rocker” and his pals.

Harry is drinking Crackberry cocktails – a mix of vodka, passion fruit, sugar syrup, raspberry liqueur and a dash of Aqua de Amy Winehouse, the singer’s new signature scent.

The Mirror says Harry “seemed oblivious to the nation’s economic woes.”

Surely not. Someone should have a word. So here’s the Voice Of The Mirror, which for those of you watching in black and white sounds like John Prescott gargling prawn balls.

Squandering the price of a small car on such a crass and predictably stupid stunt when the nation is facing economic hardship defies belief.”

Surely with pubs closing at an alarming rate, here’s young Hal doing his bit for the nation’s hospitality industry.

Would the Mirror’s hacks rise a glass to help the country out? If only…

Says the Mirror’s Sue Carroll: “Student Leah Miller can’t take a sip of wine without having a sneezing fit. That’s not an allergy, it’s a tragedy”….



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