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Catholic Priest Sells Cocaine From Church

by | 12th, September 2008

THE Reverend Christopher Layden, of St. John’s Catholic Newman Center on the University of Illinois campus in Urbana, is listening.

You enter the confession box.

Confessor: “Forgive me father, for I have sinned, it is ten days since my last hit of cocaine.”
Father Layden: “It’s thirty bucks a snort and be quick.”

Someone is listening. Someone tells the cops.

Father Layden pleads not guilty to two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of cocaine near a church.”

Bail is set at $50,000.

Say three Mary Janes and hallelujah!

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