Paul Gascoigne’s Last Words And Testament
by Anorak | 13th, September 2008
PAUL Gascoigne is unwell. And rumours of his impeding death are exaggerated.
As the Star leads: “GAZZA LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE.”
At once we see a mental image of Paul Gascoigne lying on his death bed, his head raised as a team of men in white try to squirt a jet of elixir into his flapping maw.
Or as Gazza puts it: “Sad star tells family to ‘f*** off’ as he drinks himself to death in the Algarve”
Nothing becomes him so much as his departing. And we wonder if *f*ck off” will be Gazza’a dying wish, and last words?
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