Anorak News | Omar Bakri Beats The Drum For Paul McCartney In Israel

Omar Bakri Beats The Drum For Paul McCartney In Israel

by | 14th, September 2008

“SIR PAUL TERROR TARGET,” screams the – Sunday Express, a shocker illustrated by shot of Sir Paul McCartney caught in the crosshairs.

Thankfully, Sir Paul is reputed for his famous head wobble and there is every chance would-be assassin will need at least a dozen shots to even clip an ear on former Beatle’s tussled head.

Which gives us time to discover the identity of the killer. No, not Heather Mills. No, not Yoko Ono. It’s… Omar Bakri. Yeah, the mad mullah, the Tottenham Taliban, the owner of a green Ford Galaxy and some NHS prescription glasses.

Bakri now lives in Lebanon. But even since he left, the UK tabloids have been bereft of a decent wire-haired loon, a gurning face of rabid Islamicism to call upon when in need of a quote. There’s just aren’t enough nutters out there.

So it has a word with Bakri, who provides good copy:

“Our enemy’s friend is our enemy.

“Thus Paul McCartney is the enemy of every Muslim. We have what we call ‘sacrifice’ operatives who will not stand by while he joins in a celebration of their oppression.

“If he values his life Mr McCartney must not come to Israel. He will not be safe there. The sacrifice operatives will be waiting for him.”

If McCartney does play – and eh says he will – then he could do worse then use Bakri to bang the drum of publicity. What is Bakri but Ringo Starr with a better voice…?

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