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Allah Is A Bruce Willis Fan

by | 17th, September 2008

ALLAH made me watch Bruce WIllis. No, not Mel Gibson, whose films Allah directs. You had me at Taser:

A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude Friday night in northwest Tallahassee was Tasered by police when he became belligerent and refused to follow an officer’s commands…. When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said.

Armageddon! Armageddon!!

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