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Touching Sarah Palin’s Inner Polar Bear

by | 18th, September 2008

SOME dream of Sarah Palin. Some have nightmares:

I am having Sarah Palin nightmares. I dreamt last night that she was a member of a club where they rode snowmobiles and wore the claws of drowned and starved polar bears around their necks. I have a particular thing for Polar Bears. Maybe it’s their snowy whiteness or their bigness or the fact that they live in the arctic or that I have never seen one in person or touched one. Maybe it is the fact that they live so comfortably on ice. Whatever it is, I need the polar bears.

Have she or you ever touched a Sarah Palin, or been touched by one, or wanted to be? There are polar bears in Washington.

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