Special Agent With The United States Illuminati Is Captured
POLICE LOG: Crime in the news…
RICHARD Anthony Smith is trapped in an air duct about 45 feet below the roof of the Knoxville Museum of Art.
Police and a fire crew attend.
Says Smith:
“Mission failed.” Smith confesses to being a “special agent with the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931.”
His mission?
One from “Director Womack,” to “defuse and confiscate a Soviet-made MERV6SS-22AN warhead, with 14.5 kg of enriched uranium and a plutonium trigger, capable of delivering a 40-kiloton yield.”
Police say Smith believed the device was concealed in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the basement of the museum.
Not so. While in the air duct, the “agency” called and said the bomb is supposed to be hidden in a museum in Memphis…
Posted: 18th, September 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (15) | TrackBack | Permalink
