Anorak News | Skatey Kate Middleton Makes Jan Moir Eat Her Teddy

Skatey Kate Middleton Makes Jan Moir Eat Her Teddy

by | 19th, September 2008

PRINCE William’s lover, the leggy Kate Middleclass, is, like her man, playing at dress ups. Yesterday, Kate was in the papers dressed as a roller (S)Kate-r.

She was “Disco Queen Kate” (Express); “ECHOES OF PRINCESS DI” (Sun); “ROLLER SKATING” (Sun). And the Mail heralded her on its front page as “Skatey Katy”, looking on as she heading to her roller disco in “sober black boots”.

One day on and Kate Middleton is still in her green spandex top, yellow short shorts and roller skates. Has she been home yet?

She’s on the ground. “KATE IN A STATE,” says the Sun. It’s “Skating Kate’s tumble,” says the Express. And the Mail asks: “Is this a portrait of the future Queen of England?”


“She lies sprawled on her back before the crowd, legs splayed and pink wheels still spinning.”

Well, it worked for Anne of Cleaves. Jan Moir looks on:

Her career curve to date has included a part-time job as an accessories buyer for the High Street chain, Jigsaw. Or ‘working for mummy and daddy’s friends’ as it is more commonly known. Now she insists she has a proper job helping her mother run the Middleton family’s online toy and children’s party business. Sure thing! If that involves anything more strenuous than saying ‘Mummy, I love the blue teddy’ before getting ready to go to Mahiki, then I will eat all the cuddly toys in their catalogue.

As the Mail reports:

She recently took some photographs for the online company Party Planners run by her parents Carole and Michael but sources say she has not done any other paid work for months and is still being financed by them.

Open wide, Jan…

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