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Chip Shape Victoria Beckham Calls The Baby Ordering Service

by | 23rd, September 2008

“I’M not even trying to get pregnant at the moment,” says Victoria Beckham, batting off advances from the Sun’s Victoria Newton and a loaded turkey baster.

Instead Her Poshness wants to make use of the Celebrity Baby Ordering Service, the Anorak agency that logs all demands for babies from our elite stars.

Says Posh:

“I don’t want another baby for two years because I’m working so hard on my fashion business. I haven’t got time. Yes, we would like another child but it won’t be for a couple of years yet.”

Anorak hears you, Posh. Orders have been placed, potions mixed and our team of geneticists briefed.

In the meantime, Posh is here to tell us how happy she is, how much loves Day-vid and how she has new his ‘n’ hers line of perfume emerging from their washing basket very soon.

It’s called Umbilical, with base notes of boiled eggs order a side order of carrier bag and sweaty chips

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