Robbie Williams Catches Big Foot
by Anorak | 24th, September 2008
IN “ROBBIE GOES APE”, Daily Star readers are told that Robbie Williams has emerged from a “12-week exile dressed in a gorilla suit”.
Further in, and the suit is billed as that of a “gibbon”; although both beasts do allow the Star the chance to say that Williams has gone “bananas”.
There’s the pun: there’s the news story. There’s the call from Peta.
But…
But how do we know it is the singer of Let Meeee Entataiiiyyyyne Yu and not someone else in a costume, a real ape or the Big Foot of legend, and deep-freeze?
Should we poke it and see if it screams..?
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
