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Nicole Kidman Conceives In Fertile Waters

by | 25th, September 2008

CELEBRITIES don’t have children; celebrities have miracles and anecdotes.

Nicole Kidman’s miracle is called Sunday Rose, more commanding than Old Mr Anorak’s latest progeny, the rosy-fingered Dawn Rose, and blessed with a ray of life-giving light.

But how did this gift occur? Nicole Kidman reveals all:

“I never thought that I would get pregnant and give birth to a child, but it happened on this movie.”

Was the moment of conception caught on camera? Is this Kidman’s break-out film, a foray into the adult film business? The film is called Australia, and the nation’s prudes may object. Kidman goes on:

“Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming in the waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters now.”

One wonders if some of the film’s male cast – including in their number the wonderfully named Hugh Jackman – swam in the waters before Kidman and her fertile friends jumped in? Or did some of the locals get there first?

And if it is a coincidence that blessed Sunday and her acolytes all have jug-ears, a mullet and are were born addicted to fizzy beer…

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