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Jade Goody Wants Daily Mirror Readers To Tell The Kids

by | 27th, September 2008

“HOW DO I TELL THE KIDS?” asks Jade Goody on the Mirror’s foremost news page.

Jade speaks not only of all the world’s children, but specifically of her own. Jade wants to know how to tell her children she has cancer. And the Mirror wants its readers to help.

Such is the state of education that screaming “JADE CANCER” on the front page day after day may not be enough. Jade has two boys and the Mirror could do worse than put the news on its back page call for a minute’s silence at today’s football matches.

Says a source:

“She is determined to have a few days enjoying a normal life with the boys before she sits them down to explain in a way they will understand.”

Not easy for Jade to explain much at all in a way another human being would understand.

Perhaps she could ghost write a children’s book, to be serialised in the Mirror…

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