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Sarah Palin’s Alaskans For Oil-Enriched Water

by | 28th, September 2008

SARAH Palin is not a witch. No spin doctors for Palin; just witch doctors.

Now in the Washington Post, Art Hackney, a political consultant and director of Alaskans for Clean Water, speaks out.

Yeah, Art Hackney, a man who sounds like a community collective in East London where members make papier-mâché effigies of Wives of Hizbollah.

He “speculated that Palin may have been irked by complaints about the biased language on the state Web site. It was her way of waving her wand, as she is wont to do,’ he said, ‘. . and poof, undercut this effort with one fell swoop.'”

Sarah Palin has a wand? Like a witch? Maybe she uses it to transfix teenage boys?

Of course, clean water might not be all it’s cracked up to be:

After surviving the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill as a pup and teaching millions of fans about the spill’s devastating effects on her species, Nyac, the Vancouver Aquarium’s oldest sea otter, succumbed to leukemia Tuesday, leaving staff profoundly saddened.

At 20, Nyac lived about five years longer than most otters in the wild or captivity and was showing signs of aging.

Alaskans For Oil-Enriched Water. Black magick!

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