Anorak News | Omar Bakri Swaps Wife For Stunna

Omar Bakri Swaps Wife For Stunna

by | 8th, October 2008

HURRAH for Omar Bakri father of breasts pneumatic and dancer of lap.

Today Omar Bakri – The War On Terror’s Peter Stringfellow” – takes a bride a year younger than his poletastic daughter Yasmin.

Out goes Hanah, 48, and in comes a “beauty” called Ruba, 26.

“Go back to England then and live your little life on income support,” says Bakri. Hanah takes his advice and, thanking him for his wisdom, leaves.

Enter Rubaaahhh. With her dark hair and dark eyes, Ruba puts the Phwoarh into the war on terror.

No picture of Ruba is forthcoming, and until the scars heel and the implants bed in, readers have to make do with the sight of Yasmin cradling her chests…

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