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Police Log: Dumb Blonde

by | 8th, October 2008

POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…

CHARLOTTE Feeney sets out to prove that blondes can be as dumb as brunettes and vice versa.

To a court in Connecticut, where the Beak hears Ms Feeney claims that L’Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette.

Feeney of Stratford claims to have suffered headaches, anxiety and attention-depravation disorder. She needs anti-depressants and has taken to wearing hats.

Feeney maintains that L’Oreal put brown hair dye in a box labelled blonde.

No evidence was provided and the Beak tossed the case out, leaving Feeney as a , brunette, to work out that you can buy a jar of blonde dye and dye your hair yellow, or red…


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