Angelina Jolie’s Creative Smut
Forbes says luxuries are out in teh credit crunch. No magazines. You can read the mags on Anorak for free. Here’s whats in this week’s showbiz mags:
Angelina prepares for her dream wedding! Shiloh to be the flower girl!
Angelina storms out – Brad’s family drives them apart!
Jennifer and Brad – caught having Skype sex!
Jennifer and Angelina – there’s only room for one!
Shiloh to mommy – don’t hate me because I’m white!
Jennifer to George Clooney – date me because I’m desperate!
And on…
And on…
And on…
And so…
May I present – this week’s Us Weekly:
How Angie got her body back. They claim she got a tummy tuck!
The recession breeds creative smut. It’s the new fiction.
Jennifer Aniston is the credit crunch cover girl…
Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Reviews Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
