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Alistair Darling To Make Banks Run Like Trains

by | 10th, October 2008

ALISTAIR Darling is the man who ran the railways. He now runs the country’s banking system.

Customers trying to borrow their own money from the banks they now own should book their place in the queue in advance and observe that there is a bus replacement service ever second Wednesday.

Anyone arriving at a bank without a ticket may be liable to being abused and/or threatened with a fixed penalty notice.

Mr Darling would like it on the record that though he is in change of carpets, rope, stantions (fixed (blue) and retractable (black)), paying-in slips, pen wire and official use of the word “Next!”, he is not in charge of pens attached to pen wire, cashier windows, musak, envelopes and rulers with calculators fixed one end.

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