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Obama’s White Fright Brains McCain’s Ginga Ninja

by | 21st, October 2008

TO New York where the battle for the hearts and minds of Amerikans has selected it latest champions.

In the red corner, a smallish, gingerish, middle-aged woman carrying a placard.

In the blue corner, a chubby-ish, white-ish, middle-aged man carrying a few extra pounds.

The Ginga Ninja calls the White Fright “a rather benign, doughy-looking guy — not a person I would have expected to assault me.”

Says the referee:

“Defendant grabbed the sign [informant] was holding, broke the wood stick that was attached to it, and then struck informant in informant’s face thereby causing informant to sustain redness, swelling, and bruising to informant’s face and further causing informant to sustain substantial pain.”

Ginga Ninga Follwos White Fright into the dungeon:

I followed him down the stairs to the subway until I could get the police and I said, “You’re not going to get away with it.” And as soon as he saw the police he immediately went calm. He still had the stick in his hand, and you could see the injury on my face, and he admitted it. He was arrested.

Says White Fright:

“I don’t know why I did this. It’s just those signs, and this election, it has me so upset.”

The signs. Do you see the signs..?


Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink