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Israel’s Elite Pigeons Attack Iran

by | 22nd, October 2008

LEST it not be said that there is anything beyond the capabilities of Israel. Release the kosher pigeons:

Security forces in Natanz have arrested two suspected “spy pigeons” near Iran’s controversial uranium enrichment facility, the reformist Etemad Melli newspaper reported on Monday.

With their hooded eyes and hooked beaks, they were also going to raise suspicions…

One of the pigeons was caught near a rose water production plant in the city of Kashan in Isfahan province, the report cited an unnamed informed source as saying, adding that some metal rings and invisible strings were attached to the bird.

What the reports from the skies, oh kite pigeon. Coo-coo-cachoo…

“Early this month, a black pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible strings,” the source was quoted as saying of the second pigeon.

Invisibles strings, like the ones used to control those invisible rockets?

Says one reporter on the scene:

“The beaks on these two are especially pronounced,” continued the source, who noted that the invisible strings could also have been used to haul away small children for neocon rituals and Neil Diamond concerts.

Stop the pigeons… Stop the pigeons… Stop those pigeons now!


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