Dead Pool: Top Ten New Magazines For 2008

IN a recession you get your money out of restaurants and magazines.

The recession might be the cue for the celebrity cull, the time when the EU’s Celebrity Mountain will be poured and spread over a Ukraine soya bean farm.

But, what’s this?! New magazines are staring up. And, no they’re not all about discount burials, celebrity cellulite and the secrets of scratchcards.

Here are the 10 news magazines on the newsstands; and – yes – they are in order of how long we think they will last:

1. THE AMERICAN DOG

The American Dog
www.theamericandogmag.com
$5.95

Dogs for dog enthusiasts.

Sure to be dropping though the letter boxes of bullied American girls for many years to come…

2. MAKING BABIES

Read about people having sex in a totally sexless manner. American not heavilt into porn will lap it up…

3. PAIN PATHWAYS

Are you in pain? want to get rid of that painb. You can either spend your money on cannabis resin or this magazine – “a quarterly magazine designed to address the needs and interests of people living with chronic, acute and cancer pain”

The cruel truth of a magazine for people in chronic pain that comes out only four time a year will not be lost on readers of Depression Yearly.

4. MOTORPSYCHO

Because physcos who ride motorbikes like to read about other pyschos who ride motorbikes…

5. BONE-FIDE-MUTTS

Geddit. Bone-fide. Geddit? It’s a one-hit magazine.

It’s a one-joke magazine. You own a mutt and yet you will spend $4.99 on a magazine that tells you how to, what, keep your mutt looking happy and dirty?

6. DISTILL