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Potato Wedgies: Vicar Gets Spud Stuck In Rectum

by | 31st, October 2008

PLEASE turn in your Sun prayer books to page 29 and read aloud:

A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.

Amen. And how so?

The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.

Tis majestic visions of wonder. Some questions to ponder of this fateful day:

  • Can curtain hanging while naked be part of Christianity?
  • Is standing at an undressed windows naked a sing of the credit crunch?
  • Are curtains in the kitchen ever acceptable?
  • How large is the potato and was it peculiarly shaped, resembling a penis, a carrot or a small aroused choir boy?

Other objects removed from inside the person in the Sheffield regions:

A can of deodorant (poo!)
A cucumber (are you getting your five a day?)
A Russian doll (surely dolls?)
A carnation (happy anniversary).

Says A & E nurse Trudi Watson:

“He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. But it’s not for me to question his story.”

It is for a higher power. Amen.

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