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Robert Kilroy Silk Spotted In I’m A Celebrity Jungle

by | 3rd, November 2008

REPORTS are that Robert Kilroy-Silk is to join Ant (right) and Dec (left) in the Blue Peter garden for this year’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

It’s very possible that Kilroy has been living in a garden or The Outback for some years. The once ubiquitous perma-tanned presence of mid-morning telly has been missing for some time.

When he formed Veritas political party in Hinckley Golf Club in Leicestershire,an alternative to UKIP, itself an alternative to the BNP/ Conservatives, he would bring about a revolution.

A few months later, Kilroy opined:

“It was clear from the general election result – and more recently that of the Cheadle by-election – that the electors are content with the old parties and that it would be virtually impossible for a new party to make a significant impact given the nature of our electoral system. We tried and failed.”

It was more grist to the mill for those, like Old Mr Anorak, who believe Kilroy to be the work of skilled parodist.

There is some talk that Kilroy is an MEP member of some sort, but Brussels is Europe’s Outback, a land where very few who venture there ever return from. Ther is tlk of massive silos full of wheat, lakes of wine and a celebrity mountain that is but second only to Everest in height and mass?

But now Kilroy will be appearing in the clearing. With any luck, he will soon be sat on a bamboo thrown, sporting a pineapple crown and clutching an orb fashioned from a hollowed out dunny.

To the victor a stint on Celebrity Masterchef, a Lap Dance from Fern Britton and a new political movement – proving he doesn’t get too bunged up…


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