Anorak News | Police Give Arsonist Lager

Police Give Arsonist Lager

by | 30th, November 2008

JASON Wallace, 26, walks into the Swansea’ main police station. He confesses to having set fire to a flat because the occupant owed him money.

He is up before the Beak at Swansea Crown Court heard.

Police says Wallace smelled strongly of alcohol and claimed he had scarfed nine litres of cider. The police doctor ordered that Wallace be served lager to lessen the withdrawal symptoms.

Says Judge Gerald Price:

“Wonders will never cease. Does this mean that if you turn up at a police station and ask for alcohol you might get a drink?”

Well, yes, but only if you are already pissed out of your head and wearing flip-flops

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