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The Lynch A Lawyer Focus Group

by | 14th, December 2008

SO, you want to lynch a lawyer?

Was a chunk of the $380 million currently AWOL from Dreier L.L.P.’s vaults your lifetime’s savings, or was it James Beresford and Douglas Smith who skimmed your miner’s compensation and pissed you off bigtime?

For whatever reason, join us here at the Anorak Shakespeare Appreciation Society and you can get to work rehearsing that great masterpiece, Henry VI part II, with particular attention to the seminal scene in which the Bard issued his call to arms:

‘The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers’

You will receive extensive help and support from others who, like you, have suffered from the thieving bastards, sorry, upstanding members of society; once you have stepped on to our exclusive 12 step path to inner peace, and learnt how to tie hangman’s knot on the first read-through, you will feel a great deal better.

You’ll still be broke, but at least you will have something to look forward to…

– Chenier

Posted: 14th, December 2008 | In: Money Comment | TrackBack | Permalink