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Parents Snap Up Crap Presents At Woolworths Sale

by | 15th, December 2008

THANKS to the cruncher of Woolworths, millions of kiddies will be getting crappy presents this year.

Says one shopper:

“I hadn’t been in Woollies for years. But now I know it to be full of the kind of crap you give people you don’t like all that much.”

Indeed, many teacher this year will not be getting a bottle of alcopops and a Terry’s chocolate orange, but a tin of Fox’s biscuits, a water pistol that fires jets as far as three inches and a DVD of Len Goodman’s ‘Dance To Cliff’…

“Everything must Go-Go-Go,” says Santa…



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