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The Marlon Brando Proof House, On QVC

by | 22nd, December 2008

NEW is that Marlon Brando once tried to score a job on QVC, aka PVC, the TV shopping channel shocks Sun readers.

An Alice Marchak has written a book about her life with Brando and it features the gem (an Epiphany Platinum Clad Diamonique SS Dual Cut Anniversary ring gem, for the records):

“He wanted to sell a product on the shopping channel QVC, possibly earthquakeproof houses or imported silk.”

Given the gargantuan size of Brando in his alter years, he could have been a hit as he modelled Indian supply of silk in a robe and jumped up and down on the spot.

The danger would not have some from an earthquake, or loose thread, but a monumental rutting as the delights of the latest car wash technologies were showcased:

‘I’m crazy,’ he told me in all seriousness. ‘You should also know that I’m addicted to sex.’

Does QVC have a n after dark show? And it does, can it find room for the Brando Box Set and spousal escape chute?

Posted: 22nd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink