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Lily Allen Watch Does Madonna, Fern Cotton, Mary Kate Olsen, Pamela Anderson, Pete Wentz and Britney Spears

by | 23rd, December 2008

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories, with Madonna, Fern Cotton, Mary Kate Olsen, Pamela Anderson, Pete Wentz and Britney Spears

“I hang out with much older people. I go for dinners at posh places and talk about art” – Gordon Smart, Sun

“I get a really good release from having a drink, a run or having sex. All three at the same time and I’d proably explode with joy” – Fern Cotton, The Sun

“Why would you want to put someone on a pedestal that you know nothing about? – Lily Allen, Daily Express

“…has bought £5,000 of fizzy wine with silver for Christmas” – Madona, The Sun

“It’s really sad – the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales.” – Mary Kate then pointed to her hat and exclaimed brightly – “That’s where I got this! The recession!” – Mary Kate Olsen, Holy Moly

A face made for hige distracting breasts – Pamela Anderson, Dlisted

Not so yummy mummy Ashlee Simpson has ‘weird’ and ‘soury’ breast milk – Pete Wentz, Hollyscoop

Jamie spears gets $2,500 from daughter Britney’s estate for serving as guide and guardian, will now get $16,000 per month to cover his workload from last January to November – Britney Spears, Derek Hail



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