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Max Impact: The Sound Of An Iraq Air Raid

by | 25th, December 2008

FOR those we are about to shoot in the face, we salute you – the US Airforce has a metal band.

They begin each concert with:

“We’re going to rock your face off!”

From the lyrics to the Max Impact tune “Locked and Loaded”:

“Walk in the shade of the clouds at night,”

“Crawling in the dirt, calling an A-10 strike,”

“Dancing in the shadows, lives are on the line,”

“Bombs are gonna fall, just in time.”

Owing to a packed schedule, Al Qaeda have yet to find time to form a band and play pop records, although Osma bin Laden’s vouce can be clearly heard shouting “Bollox” on a bootleg recording of The Specials Play Bristol Polytechnic, 1978.

Spotter, Air Force Nu Metal band (Danger Room)

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