Anorak News | Tom Crusie Wants To Create An Army Of Suri

Tom Crusie Wants To Create An Army Of Suri

by | 29th, December 2008

TOM Cruise tells the Sun:

“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”

The Sun hears Tom says of his daughter Suri, the protoype:

“She’s so charming, she’s so beautiful, she’s just great.”

Suri is the hardest working toddler is showbiz, paraded before the press day in, day out. Anorak suspects that Suri does not mind, able as she is to go without sleep for 143 years, conserving energy by encouraging others to do her bidding via mind control and the clever use of dresses and shoes.

Says Tom:

“I’m a great parent. I want to be with my kids, and they get to do all the stuff that I wanted to do when I was growing up.”

Like mind control and being visited by aliens. But Tom mucks in with Earthly pursuits.

“I go to the children’s groups like other daddies. At first people look at me like, ‘My God, it’s him!’ and they treat me a little differently.”


“But then they realise I’m just a father with my kids. It’s up to me to make everybody else feel okay about the fact that I’m there, and then everything just goes on.”

And when they see Suri, things improve. They accept Tom in their midst. And Tom accepts them in his.
And the kids all love Suri. They adore her. Who cannot?


Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink