Anorak News | Fork Crime Epidemic Hits Florida

Fork Crime Epidemic Hits Florida

by | 30th, December 2008

ARLEN Arguijo is involved in an argument with his live-in girlfriend.

In Florida, on the corner of Lake Wood Road and Kirk Road Saturday afternoon, Mr Arguijo pulls a fork out of his pocket and tries to stab his lover several times.

Anorak wonders if it is possible to stab someone with fork just the once, and if fork crime is an escalation of knife crime?

Arguijo, 35, then grabs a folding knife and attempts to stab the woman, telling her he would kill her and her children.

Ironically for crime that involves such good eating habits:

The woman suffered cuts to her fingers.

Napkins dressed the wounds…

Note: Anorak recalls the antics of Reg Gutteridge (born 29 March 1924 in Islington, London), the retired boxing journalist and television commentator, who stabbed a fork into his leg to prove how hard he was. The leg was, of coruse, false…

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