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Big Brother: Verne Troyer Plays Ulrika Jonsson’s Little Guy Up Front

by | 3rd, January 2009

“MINI ME: I’LL SHAFT THE LOT” is the Daily Express’s front-page headline attributed to Celebrity Big Brother hopeful Verne Troyer.

Troyer (or should that be Tryer?) stands 2ft 8in (81 cm) in his socks and is “one of the world’s smallest men”.

The BBC features a gallery of the Big Brother stars but does not provide the height details for the other housemates. Showbiz is the No.1 industry for short people, followed by tunnelling, rodeo riding, Tom Cruise stunt doubles, pantomime extras and shoe making.

It might be that Troyer is one of the taller housemates. And we wonder which of the agonists he will squire first?

Minds turn to Ulrika Johnson who is famous for having had four children by four different fathers and a brief romance with Sven-Göran Eriksson. If anyone is used to playing the little man up front it is Ulrika.

The two seem well suited. And it cannot be long before they have succumbed to Big Brother fever and the musk piped into the house.

Anorak wishes them well in all future endeavours. We have obtained this exclusive image from OK! magazine, the Star’s sister organ.

Inside the issue, Ulrika will tell of how her inner demons, which have been confronted and beaten, have been replaced by her inner little Devil and how Troyer likes to dress up in horns, forked tail and a Davy Lamp for night of passion.

Although with the kids in the house she needs to take care who she picks up…



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