Anorak News | Terrorists Target Jews Sugar, Winehouse and Ronson: Blair Outraged

Terrorists Target Jews Sugar, Winehouse and Ronson: Blair Outraged

by | 8th, January 2009

ALAN Sugar is on a “Hit List” of prominent UK Jews to be offed by Islamists. So says the Sun, which leads with “TERROR TARGET SUGAR”.

Given Sugar’s beard, his “You’re fired” catchprase on The Apprentice and gruff demeanour, on reading the headline Anorak supposed Sugar was being less targeted than wooed by the new brown shirts to overhaul their recruitment policy.

Reading on, the Sun talks of “fears” that a list is being drawn up, and that the one who fears most is “British anti-terror expert Glen Jenvey”. He “is convinced online forum Ummah is being used to prepare a deadly backlash against UK Jews”.

On the Ummah site, “Saladin1970” asks for help compiling “a list of those who support Israel”.
“Abuislam” asks: “Have we got a list of top Jews we can target? Can someone post names and addresses?”

Names given include: Sugar, DJ Mark Ronson, Foreign Secretary David Miliband and Amy Winehouse. That’s a real kick in the teeth to the likes of Alan Yentob, the BBC bigwig who must have fancied himself to be a target.

And what of Lucian Freud, Nicole Farhi, Vidal Sassoon, Martin Sorrell (who’s doing his PR?), Rachel Weisz, Stephen Fry and dear Lionel Blair?

How many leading Jews are right now calling the agents demanding to know why their profile is so low that not even a nutter looking for a soft target does not want to attack them?

Has not Andrew Sachs suffered enough? How Dani Behr must kick herself (yeah, Saladin 1970, she’ll save you the bother) for not being more popular on I’m A Celebrity. Sacha Baron Cohen – they think Ali G is real and the Jewish part is the act. Leading British actor Anthony Sher – they’ve never heard of you! Gavin Rossdale of pop band Bush – who he?

It might also be comfort for the plotters to know that Barry Cryer is not a Jew. Neither is Apprentice agonist Michael Sophocles, who claims to being a nice Jewish boy turned out to be wrong on at least two counts. Other non-Jews who may be mistaken:

Prince Charles – not a Jew. Mohamed Al Fayed – not a Jew. Rosemary West – not a Jew.

And some who might be:

Tony Blair, Omar Bakri, the man who invented call centre technology, anyone who says “let’s touch base” and Westminster council traffic warden 678A9.

Addresses on application…

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