The Top 10 Intifada Cup Sing-Alongs
HAMAS FC are on tour in London and in anticipation of Intifada Cup (“It’s a Mickey Mouse Cup and thus part of the Zionist conspiracy” – E.I.Adio) Anorak brings you the Top Ten Hooligan Chants, you’re likely to hear.
Pull on your Gaza Strip and (ok, get on with it – Ed):
Christian Druze FC Ultra’s favoured taunt to Islamic Jihad Athletic
Come and Allah go if you think you’re hard enough
To Un Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, sung by al-Aqsa Martyrs
Moon, Moon
Wherever you maybe,
You eat dogs in your home country,
It could be worse,
You could be Maus
Eating Arabs in me granny’s old house
Al Qaeda taunt Taliban rivals
My old man
Said join the Taliban
I said “f**k off bollox you’re a c***
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a Taliban for just one minute,
With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
We’ll show the Tally b*st**ds how to fight (How to fight),
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a Taliban
Mahmoud Abbas and his Fatah Academicals to Hamas
You’re Hamas til you die
Hams til you die
You know you are
You know you are
Your Hamas til you die
All sides
The w**ky Tony Blair went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w**ky Tony Blair went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w**ky Tony Blair went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said
F**K OFF.
Hezbollah Rangers signature song
She wore,
She wore,
She wore a yellow bomb vest,
She wore a yellow bomb vest in the merry month of May,
And when,
I asked,
Oh why she wore that vest,
She said its for the Jews and she’s going to Tel Aviv,
Tel Aviv,
Tel Aviv,
She’s wearing an yellow bomb vest and she’s going to Tel Aviv
The West Bank Settlers
Ehud Barak is magic,
He’s got a magic knob,
And when he saw Queen Noor,
He shoved it in her gob,
Shoved it up her f**ny,
Shoved it up her b*m,
And when he went to the Gaza Strip
He f**ked Bin Laden’s mum
Non-Israeli Jews (aka Chelsea) to Zionist Wanderers
You’re supposed to,
You’re supposed to,
You’re supposed to be at home,
You’re supposed to be at home…
Zionist Wanderers (reply)
Zionists going home, we’re going home, we’re going… Zionists going home
To George Bush
You get a boot thrown at your head,
Boot thrown at your head
Iran Proxy FC
Third Word War and no world cups
And many many more…
Posted: 13th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
