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Lily Allen Watch: Shut Your Fake Holes

by | 22nd, January 2009

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity and one woaman content warehosue – Lily kisses girls,marries well and hears form daddy

“I’m really hard to get with guys. I’m very old-fashioned and I’ll make them have, like, a million dates before they get a kiss”

Shut Up, Lily Allen, says Daddy Allen

He said,”I don’t mind to say this, because I’ve told her already. She needs to know when to shut up.”

Shut Your Fake Hole

“I did once snog these identical twins in San Diego,” she said. “I was on the sofa and I had them both, I was dancing and shoving my arse on one of them and one on my front bottom. That’s the only time, but I do have wet dreams – lesbian dreams – quite a lot” Gay Times

Convincing Argument

I’m convinced I’m not talented at all, and I’m sure people are just about to figure it out. I’m not very good, am I? I don’t think what I do is any good. I think I’m awful. I’m not a musician. I don’t play an instrument. I write nursery rhymes.”

Hummy Money

My songs being put on ‘Grey’s Anatomy‘ things like that,” Lily reveals further. “I don’t make any money at all from selling an album, which is probably why I feel so angry about doing all this promotion because I am not earning any money out of it, someone else (is) and they don’t have to live with the lasting effects.”

Plan B

I just hope I can stay famous enough for a little bit so someone rich will marry me. That’s all I really care about these days”

Lily Allen – the one woman content warehouse…

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