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Creationists Want Sir David Attenborough To Go To Hell

by | 27th, January 2009

THE Guardian says God lovers want Sir David Attenborough to burn in hell – if ther is one. Failing hell, then a hot desert should do it. Or he can be shagged to death by a gibbon:

Sir David Attenborough has revealed that he receives hate mail from viewers for failing to credit God in his documentaries. In an interview with this week’s Radio Times about his latest documentary, on Charles Darwin and natural selection, the broadcaster said: “They tell me to burn in hell and good riddance.”

Telling the magazine that he was asked why he did not give “credit” to God, Attenborough added: “They always mean beautiful things like hummingbirds. I always reply by saying that I think of a little child in east Africa with a worm burrowing through his eyeball. The worm cannot live in any other way, except by burrowing through eyeballs. I find that hard to reconcile with the notion of a divine and benevolent creator.”

Attenborough went further in his opposition to creationism, saying it was “terrible” when it was taught alongside evolution as an alternative perspective. “It’s like saying that two and two equals four, but if you wish to believe it, it could also be five … Evolution is not a theory; it is a fact, every bit as much as the historical fact that William the Conqueror landed in 1066.”

Well -ha! – he didn’t. It’s a lie. French. Come to Britain. Great Britain. Beat us at fighting!  Great British fighting! Lie! The Holocaust is also a lie. 9/11 is a lie. It’s all a  lie.

And anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

Says Sir David Attenborough:

“Here … I am…in hell. The indigenous tribes speak a German patois and mating is performed by large hot stick attached to a even hotter poker…”

Continues for eternity…

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