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The Pope’s Tip for The Day: Cyanide Is Dangerous

by | 28th, January 2009

THE Pope’s associate Bishop Richard Williamson tells us:

“Cyanide gas is very dangerous.”

Anorak has not tested the theory and is prepared to accept it as fact.

Although in his seminal work Gasses: The Big Myth, Dr Adolf Frenkenheimer argues the case that cyanide has just been given a bad press, and points the finger at Agatha Christie (nee Agatha Cohen) for her book Sparkling Cyanaide, and the Israeli-backed Swedish film Cyanide Blues.

In is next address, Bishop Williamson will investigate the evidence for Jesus Christ, who was gassed on a cross for non-payment of a final demand; a payment he could nto hope to make because the other Jews had taken all his money, some say.

After that, he discuss where anal rape can ever really be rape.

Followed by drinks, nibbles and chitter-chatter.


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