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Suzanne Somers Faces Down Oprah’s Foreskin

by | 31st, January 2009

VAGINA gazing on the Oprah Winfrey show. Today Oprah is gazing upon Suzanne Summers’ vagina:

She begins with rubbing a syringe of estrogen on one arm, every day. For two weeks out of the month, she rubs progesterone on the other. After that, she injects estriol vaginally, which she graciously spared the audience from watching. But it doesn’t end there.

Injecting your vagina to cure turkey neck?

She can’t start her day without taking 40 pills, 15 of which she downs in a thick, yellow smoothie her husband makes for her (she says it’s the secret to their marriage!). Then she ends her day with an additional 20 pills at night before bed.

The secret of happy marriage is a thick yellow liqiuid.  Oprah is sticking to her foreskin


Posted: 31st, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink